everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
when u are blogging in front of someone and gay porn appears on ur dash
Wish I was this cool.
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about